idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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