did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Its about making memories worth repressing
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
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all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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