I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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