so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
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mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
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You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask