he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
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the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
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I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out