Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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