chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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