i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
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Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
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Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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