The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So drunk its hurt
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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