oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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