North Korea, Best Korea!
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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