Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
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Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
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Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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