She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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