Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
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What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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