love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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