Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
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If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
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I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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