i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Vodka?
Forever.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
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