you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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