Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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