Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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