called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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