the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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