just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
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I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
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Blame the bisexuality and move on?
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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