What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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