this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
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I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
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There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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