Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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