If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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