Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
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Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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