Duck Duck Cougar?
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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