How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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