he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
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Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
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She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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