Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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