You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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