It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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