I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
We have so much sex to catch up on
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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