Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
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I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
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