it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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