Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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