I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
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I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
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You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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