3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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