3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Randomize
