Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
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Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
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You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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