Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
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i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
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Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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