i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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