Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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