Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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