So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
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Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
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ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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