we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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