I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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