Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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