You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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