Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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