I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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