You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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