Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
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Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
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After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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