I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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