I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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