He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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